ZABKA!!!

A pretty amusing column on bastard '80s movie bullies.

http://www.joesportsfan.com/column.php?storyid=187

 

http://www.sweeptheleg.com/

Best. Music. Video. Ever.

 

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

That video had everything! Especially ZABKA!!!

Throwing Kreese and Ralph Macchio in there was a nice touch. ;D

 

Two things: Mr. Belding has exploded since his SBTB days.

And "Get him a body bag Johnny, yeah!!" guy looks like a freaking skinhead. But that video was pheeeee-nomenal.

 

How can this guy write a column on '80s movie bullies and not even mention one of the greatest ever?

That, of course, would be Matt Dillon as Melvin Moody in "My Bodyguard."

 

Nobody was badder than Ace Merrill.

Jack Bauer would have whimpered in his presence. But not Gordie Lachance!!!

Zabka's finest role was as Greg Tolan in "Just One Of The Guys."

Let's take a moment to find out a liitle bit about the man behind the mess, Greg, May I call you Greg? Now tell us Greg how you got into spilling food. Were you a messy baby? Did you hate your strained peas? Well you know how most psychologists tell us that guys get into bodybuilding to compensate for a lack of IQ, or a small weinie. Which is it Greg? Well, those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the the answer to that one. (waves his pinkie)

I'm going to beat the shit out of you Morehouse!!!

 

Don't mess with bald-head punk Mike or Ricky Linderman and his motorcycle.

 

Wow. Wow. Wow. Awesome.