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You're With Me, Leather. . . The Sequel

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Just_An_SID, Nov 12, 2006.

  1. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Active Member

    I hunted through the archives for the original "You're With Me, Leather" thread where the kid tells the story of punking our favorite ESPN announcer at the NFL Draft, but I couldn't find it to add this story.

    I am watching Las Vegas (the show, not the town) on Friday and Vanessa Marcil's character (Sam) is running around the country with a mob leg-breaker, trying to get money from people who skipped out on notes held by the hotel she works for.

    She heads to the bar where a guy buys her a drink, to which she responds (something like): "You think I'm sitting here waiting for you to buy me a drink? You think I need you to buy me a drink? That I want to talk to you or have sex with you?"

    The guy is stunned, at which time the leg-breaker appears and says to Sam (who is dressed like the original girl in the story), "You're with me, leather."

    Classic. I howled for about five minutes.
     
  2. Sly

    Sly Active Member

    I think I might be the only one in cyberspace who finds "leather" to be totally unfunny. There's no way Chris Berman pulls good-looking tail. Just no way.
     
  3. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    If Henry Kissinger can get primo tail, so can Ethel Berman.
     
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I've got a feeling of leather! [/Mer, err, Berman]
     
  5. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    I'm sure we've all seen these for sale?

    http://shop.gawker.com/cgi-bin/shopper.cgi?preadd=action&key=DST01
     
  6. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Yeah, there is.

    There's a lot of good-looking ass that will fall all over itself to bag a guy with money, no matter how big an asshat he is.
     
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