Your weakness

Proveably, demonstrably a case of quote-function fail.

 

Blondes and brunettes.

 

No redheads?

 

Not really into redheads, they tend to be too pale, plus the ex-wife was strawberry blonde and I blame the redness in her hair for her being psychotic, so now I am trying to avoid them.

 

Makes perfect sense.

 

Ex-girlfriend was a gorgeous redhead, but she went postal if she got remainders in long division. It didn't take much. There is something about the red hair...but damn it can be sexy.

 

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it, dammit.

 

Mine is red now, but it's totally fake.

 

That explains so much.

 

My opinion on fake red hair is like my opinion on fake boobs - if i can see them, they are real.

 

Boobs are real. Hair is fake.