Your Todd Marinovich update, and the news is exactly what you think it is

I remember Atwater blowing his ass up on MNF. One of the greatest hits I have ever seen.

 

How can that story not mention Okoye's failed attempt at being a pirate on national T.V.?

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/pirate_master/bios/christian.shtml

 

Has to be a candidate for the "Mount Rushmore".

 

The last time this happened, didn't he try to get away on a tricycle or some type of kids' bicycle? So a skateboard is actually a step up.

 

Skateboards, tricycles? The Marinovich story just gets more and more surreal. Just goes to show that human beings need a childhood. If you don't let em have one when they're young they'll try to create one when they're old.

Wonder if Dad's still around--and if he's ever acknowledged that he might've had something to do with how his boy's turned out.

 

Marv's a peach, isn't he?

 

true, but it's difficult to still be blaming shit on your parents when you're 38 years old.

 

Oh, I wasn't blaming this incident on Marv, but just making a statement on the fucked up way Junior was raised...

 

poster. of. the. year.


i'm in your corner, dog.

 

It's just his suppressed childhood urges catching up to him, that's all.