your romantic status

Twenty-one months here.

 

Gents: A friendly reminder. It's like golf. Low score wins, not high score.

And women can smell looser on you like you've soaked yourself in half a gallon of cheap cologne.

 

Oh.

 

I think this poll needs another option for the married portion. You go from blissfully happy to content/not thrilled.

I've been married 10 years and am still very much in love, and very satisfied. Blissful? I wouldn't go that far, but that doesn't mean I ain't thrilled.

And as for the ring thing, I'm grateful I didn't have to go through that nonsense. A simple $40 band and proposal at sunset six weeks after we met did the trick.

 

Where's the option in the poll for holding out for Ann Coulter? [/oldtony]

 

Neither does fois gras, but the taste is divine.

 

One of my favorite lines from the movie 'Singles':

"Desperation is the world's worst cologne.

 

The only way it tastes good is if it tastes like nothing. Anything else and you better start breathing through your mouth.

 

BigSleeper- go ahead and count yourself as blissful. I'm sure there are moments. Never having been married, I was just guessing at what the various levels of satisfaction might be.

RE: The scent of looser. That's true. During times of sexual abundance, I get plenty of (welcome, but sadly superfluous) attention from the ladies. During times of involuntary celibacy, the longer I go without, the more women seem to sense that they're talking to a guy who hasn't banged anything but his fist in a while. And yeah, it's real far from being attractive to them. Breaking a long dry spell requires a special alignment of the stars, sometimes. Conversely, many men seem to regard meeting a desperate woman as an instance of great opportunity.

RE: Ann Coulter. The following link is insane. I don't even know whose blog it is, but it's pretty funny in an utterly foul way. Could have been funnier without the Penthouse Forum-ish tone, but oh well. Extremely NSFW due to language.

NSFW: http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

 

A little spice never hurt anyone ...

 

That's just foul.

 

I've lobbied for a flavor drug to be made for both genders for many, many years. You take a pill every day, and it makes each person's bit taste like the flavor in the drug.

I think it's a damn good idea.