Your perfect woman (or man)

Good. Sometimes it takes a jog of the memory ...

 

someone who can whip my ass over beers and pizza during jeopardy, check.

civil war wedding. pending.

 

Mikey?

 

I would date that guy. I have a light saber myself, dammit!

 

Shouldn't there be a picture of the purse as well?

 

My perfect woman is caring, sweet, smart, independent and knows what she wants and goes for it. She loves sports -- baseball and football, especially -- and can talk intelligently about them; when we're bored, she'll want to go to a game. Her sense of humor is similar to mine and my friends. She'll make fun of us and, especially, me and feel like she fits in all the time. Most important, she's beautiful -- not just physically, but emotionally, too. In my eyes, she's flawless and will always be that way.

 

Knew you'd like him.

 

He's hot. Nothing is a bigger turn-on than an underweight Star Wars nerd.

 

We did this on the "Triumphant return of IF" thread last August, and I pretty much stand by my post.

This is sort of a post about my wife's many qualities, but not all (her crossover is poor and her voice is not smoky), so out of respect for her, I'll add:

She would know that there is courage and strength in forgiveness. She would love reading the Sunday paper in the mountain sunshine. She would never waver in her belief that she married her best friend. She would call me by a rotating collection of nicknames. She would never tire of the beauty of the West and the mysteries of the East. She would stand in awe, barefoot, on sandy beaches in distant countries, holding my hand, and be memorized by the curve of the earth. She would tell me I was lucky to have her, and she would be right.

 

What about a Lord of the Rings one?

 

I don't own a light saber. I haven't worn a pair of jeans since 2000. I'll guarantee I'm nowhere near that skinny. And I don't have a shirt that resembles anything close to that one. Other than that, though, yeah ... that's me.

 

That too. Or a Marvel nerd. I love all geeks.