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Your first time

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Captain_Kirk, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That was romantic, PO.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I have GOT to try that.

    Slicker than the yawning-while-putting-your-arm-around-the-girl and with an imminent orgasm, to boot.
     
  3. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Thanks, Ace. The reason she liked me was because I used her lipstick to write nasty things all over one of my buddy's forehead.

    He paid me back years later.

    And, yeah, BYH. Those drugs in my system, combined with being away from home, gave me balls I wish I still owned.
     
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I believe "imminent orgasm" is redundant for you.
     
  5. JoelHammond

    JoelHammond Member

    Did you have a Happy Roswell Sucks Day?
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    How's life at the P-D, ace?

    Oh yeah. I went there.
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Ouch.
     
  8. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Wow, I heard that story...didn't realize it was your debut. That's definitely a hell of a first impression.
     
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    It's OK. Your resume would at least get read.

    I apologize for my rude behavior and wish you a very happy 14 days before Christmas day.
     
  10. Flash

    Flash Guest

    If I was voting -- and I exercise my democratic right not to give a fuck -- BYH and Ace would merit nominations based on this thread alone.
     
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hey, I was askin' for it. And a best of the pre-holiday season to you and yours.
     
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I will cherish your almost-vote forever, Flasher.
     
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