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Your death row meal?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jay Sherman, Aug 9, 2008.

  1. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    I don't care what the hell the meal is as long as it has the antidote for Sodium thiopental, Pancuronium bromide and Potassium chloride in it.

    :D

    Oh, and give me Jennifer Love Hewitt. I would eat that bitch like a fat kid at a Las Vegas buffet.
     
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    So...like yourself?
     
  3. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    HOLY FUCKING ASSBALLS THERE'S NO GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING BUTTSUCKING PERIOD IN DR FUCKING HOLY SHIT PEPPER </ijag>
     
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Yeah, I wasn't really reading this thread until I posted. I'm egocentric like that.

    Thanks for raising my blood pressure though, MM.
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I don't even wanna know what assballs are.
     
  6. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Hey, I was trying to save you the trouble, and I got to cuss a lot. Two birds, one stone.
     
  7. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Pork chops, ham, potato-cheese dish (my mom's recipe), watergate salad (mom's recipe), corn and dinner rolls.

    Also, when I get killed on death row can I please get shot with a silencer, so I don't know it's coming? Thanks.
     
  8. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Oysters from the Rappahannock (the way they were when I was a kid) and ham biscuits. Yeah, I'm Jewish but I'm also Southern.

    My moher-in-law's flank steak.
    My mother's potato salad.

    A bottle of Heitz cab.

    Chocolate souffle from Roy's.

    I'd be too happy to know I was dead.
     
  9. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    I don't get it.
    And you left out some profanity. Somewhere. :)
     
  10. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    He left out the cocksuckers.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Sam, please have at least a beer with your final meal.
     
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And waterytart said "cocksuckers." Something feels out of whack in the cosmos.
     
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