You should be ashamed ...

You should be ashamed ...

... if you smoke in your car with kids riding along
... if you are a fan of the Yankees and are not from New York
... if you enter a Toys R Us without any kids (Did this yesterday) :
... if you spent more on your sound system than you did your car
... if you wear baseball hats sideways, or with the size/price stickers still attached

 

...if your favorite team became your favorite team after they switched to "cool" black uniforms.

 

If you bring your granchildren to Hooters

 

Especially when it's a guy doing so for another guy.

If I see someone obviously going out of his or her way to hold the door open for me, I bone it like I own it say "thank you" like I mean it.

 

I've taken a baseball glove to a game numerous times, mostly for my own protection. I would be the one to have a foul ball bean me in the head.

 

If your seats are within the first few rows of any fence or dugout, you can bring a glove. Otherwise, it's unacceptable.

 

... if you voted for Joe Biden on any ticket

 

...if you have ever referred to yourself in the 3rd person.

 

You were a Yankee fan who left the game before the 8th certain they would lose and wanted to beat traffic. You were a Rangers fan you left the game before the 8th certain they would win and wanted to beat traffic.

 

Beef thinks there is nothing wrong with this at all

 

For being drunk before noon.

 

Getting drunk before noon - Yes. Staying drunk before noon - No.