"You mean I can't write off my illicit fling?" SDSU AD resigns.

I'm going to guess he expensed it because he said he was traveling on school business and it would have raised some red flags if he didn't turn anything in.

 

What's tragic is the university is not going after this fucker for embezzlement or grand theft, and his squeeze as an accessory (larceny by conversion, maybe RICO).

 

Look at the woman on the right of the second photo.

Doesn't she bare a resemblance to the one in the first photo?

 

This guy had it all wrong. He should have sent the assistant coaches out of town on scouting trips then tapped their wives.

 

I thought so too.

 

The state of the San Diego State athletic department: a clusterfuck. Rick Bay, Schemmel, Long, Neias, etc.

Thank goodness they have Steve Fisher, Tony Gwynn, and hopefully Brady Hoke can make the football team better.

She looks like a GILF, more than she is a MILF.

Schemmel must have have hot wife, because if she wasn't giving him any, he had to be that desperate to head to Georgia and Dallas to tap anything that breathes.

 

Maybe she was a really nice person with a good heart.

 

In all seriousness, you'd be surprised how far some people might go to find someone like that.

 

Armchair - I have a good friend who makes a very nice money. He has a wife of about 30 years. He tells me the reason he fucks around is that his marriage is dead but he can't afford to get a divorce because in this state, she'll take half.

About four months ago, she went with their adult kids on a cruise and he stayed home for business - couldn't get time off. With wife out of country, he then called up one of his young bimbos and took her to Palm Beach for four days.

I asked him how he could get away with that as I couldn't fucking buy gas or a CD with any of my credit or debit cards without my wife knowing as she and I share the duties of balancing the bills and checkbooks and she has access to all my accounts online, knows my direct deposit, and she is at home during the day to get the mail - so even if I had a secret account, she'd know about it.

He told me about five years ago he got a P.O. Box, he opened a bank account at a different bank as well as a credit card and he puts a large portion of his bonuses and other extra moneys off the books in his own accounts and all of the statements go to the P.O. Box and whatnot and he makes his payments online from his work account.

Yes, it is a lot of work to hide it and frankly lends a lot of weight to the idea of, maybe you should just watch porn or something and I believe he will eventually get caught because it always happens that way, but at least he won't get fired.

But he at least has a plan in which he is doing his best to keep it all off the record and certainly out of his work place. And I would think that this AD would be well enough off and travels enough and has enough legitimate work expenses that he could open his own bank account somewhere and get mail delivered to a P.O. Box somewhere, even through campus mail.

I want to be very clear - I don't condone this behaviour and it is a big reason why my friend and I don't speak much anymore and I certainly don't hang with him and his wife because it is just a rough spot to be in. I don't judge him because I don't know what his situation is, but I don't want to be around it.

But the point of it all is this - if you are going to go fuck around on your wife or husband, you should at least have a much better plan than this in the works and think things through a lot better.

Rick Pitino survived an affair as this guy would have because he didn't use Louisville's money to pay for it.

 

Rick Pitino survived an affair as this guy would have because he didn't use Louisville's money to pay for it.


A tabletop at Porcini isn't that expensive.

 

You're right. But on the company dime?