You can't make this stuff up: McCain & Obama need to win the Moran vote

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080922/ap_on_el_pr/battleground_pennsylvania

AP lede:

YORK, Pa. - The presidential race in Pennsylvania may well come down to a fight for the hearts and minds of people like Cindy Moran.

 

And cue the photo.....

 

She looks like she's readying for Scott Baio.

 

buns up, kneeling?

 

Wheelin' and dealin'

 

Instead of fawning over these ditherers, these lame-oids who can't figure out the differences between McCain and Obama, the media should be attacking them with unabated venom. It's not like Obama and McCain are close on issues these NASCAR dads and WalMart moms care about. I mean, really, just ask them. Why do you shop at WalMart, is it because they have the best quality merchandise? Why don't you go to as many NASCAR races as you did a few years ago? Is it because the price of gas is so low? And I'm sure some of these folks will end up choosing McCain because they want a decisive commander in chief. Hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

 

vote early and often

 

People are so stupid.

 

i whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb

and applied rotation on her sugarplum

 

Which side is this guy on?

 

Forget him, what's with the chic in the lower right?