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You Be the Dad

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PopeDirkBenedict, Jun 2, 2008.

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Would you rather that your daughter grew up to be a.....

  1. MMA Fighter

    29 vote(s)
    80.6%

  2. Stripper

    7 vote(s)
    19.4%
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  1. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Read the original post in Harry Kalas' voice ...
     
    Steak Snabler, Jun 3, 2008
    #37
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    C'mon, guys. If it was my daughter, I'd want her to show some initiative.

    Why couldn't she be both?
     
    Ace, Jun 3, 2008
    #38
  3. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    "You can do anything you set your mind to, honey. I'll train you in fighting and your mom can show you her moves from back in the day."
     
    PeteyPirate, Jun 3, 2008
    #39
  4. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I only have a son so I feel safe in saying stripper.
     
    alleyallen, Jun 3, 2008
    #40
  5. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Fight topless?
     
    93Devil, Jun 3, 2008
    #41
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I was thinking she could use the pole as a weapon.
     
    Ace, Jun 3, 2008
    #42
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Stripping would be her day job. Fighting would be for the night life.
     
    alleyallen, Jun 3, 2008
    #43
  8. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Like a superhero?

    MaMmA Juggs?
     
    93Devil, Jun 3, 2008
    #44
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    As her business manager, I'd have to point out that the tips are better at night. Maybe we could scheduled the fights in some of the classier topless joints and pad the poles.
     
    Ace, Jun 3, 2008
    #45
  10. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Ever hear of foxy boxing?
     
    Steak Snabler, Jun 3, 2008
    #46
  11. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    There ya go.
     
    Huggy, Jun 3, 2008
    #47
  12. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Well, for any of you dads who want to help your little girl get her start, you can pick up one of these. Practice makes perfect, so they say.

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    Captain_Kirk, Jun 3, 2008
    #48
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