Yet another Hot Stove thread

Zeke has no idea why he just burned all his Saved By The Bell DVDs.

 

I should beat his ass like Slater beat Valley in the big game for that comment, shouldn't I?

 

OK, Mets fanboy loosers young and bitterly old, what do y'all know about RHP Ryan Meyers and OF Corey Coles? They were traded for (my man) Angel Pagan last month, since, ya know, they HAVE to let Pie play every day at some point.

I'm not expecting the scouting report to sound much better than "Has two arms, all 10 fingers and usually throws mid-80s, right-handed pitches generally near the strike zone" ... or, for Coles, "Great club house guy, limited upside."

 

The Zit-Off game, where the Bayside players' faces were red because of the cream burn so the Valley players were scared and Slater scored the only touchdown in a 7-0 win? Or the game after the Student-Teacher for a Week when the football players took advantage of Kelly's friendship and had to take a make-up test during the first half, and then when they passed, Slater led the Tigers to a 28-21 come-from-behind win?

There's a difference, Zeke.

 

Awesome.

 

Meyers didn't too read well in the low levels -- a 4.36 ERA in 104 games and 237 1-3 innings. Coles shot through the system last season, doing very well in A, pretty well at AA and decently in nine games at AAA. He's a left-handed outfielder with some speed. My guess is Meyers won't make the big leagues, and Coles won't be anywhere near as good as Pagan.

 

I'm sure you will re-post this when Santana blows out his arm in years 2 or 3 of his Mets deal....

 

Uh oh...here we go again...

Edit: I believe this is the current thread for the salary argument.
http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/1640900/