"Yeah, the credit card doesn't accept penis."

Your wonderful sense of humor never ceases to amaze me, tp.

That was hilarious; if I was the guy behind him, I would have been cracking up, too. The funny thing is, the last time I used my credit card, the machine malfunctioned and after I printed the first letter of my first name, nothing else I wrote showed up. But the card was accepted with that single-letter signature.

 

It draws the dong on the line,
or else it gets bitch slapped from behind.

 

It also looks like, I think, the 5th at Shinnecock. I would play over the water.

 

It looks like a map of Florida.

 

I so don't wanna be behind someone leaving a map of Hawaii on the machine.

 

I dunno. I was trying to think of something funny to add, but the more I thought about it, the more I agree with Tom. The hell with this asshole. Stop wasting my frigging time. They should have taken him downtown and put him in the lockup for being a ... well, dick.

 

I agree with Tom as well. If I'm standing in line at a store, waiting for some douchebag who's drawing penises on his credit card slip, I'm not going to be guffawing.

 

She agrees.

 

coming from the guy who wants to hole up and hide away in backasslandia, enjoy your giggles, jeb.

 

TP, I woulda laughed. Just saying.

 

somehow, i doubt that, chick.

we've had a few threads here about waiting at the counter and how folks feel when someone decides to simply balance their checkbooks when they get done writing a check, much less calling for a manager. i think i remember which side of patience you weighed in on.

also, if i were waiting in line with my kids, i probably wouldn't be giggling at some punk who felt the need to draw his cock and balls as his sig.

 

Balancing a check book is one thing. Drawing a penis is another. One is funny. One isn't. I'm also highly amused by drawings of penises because I am insanely immature at times.

I also completely understand people not finding it funny. Different levels of maturity.