Yarrrrrrr! He be a bottomless pit!

They offered to comp him the meal, and he's still suing?

 

Well, he can't go back to his favorite trough.

 

'Tis no man! 'Tis a remorseless eating machine!

 

Was Mark Gastineau fat when he played for the Jets?

 

I'm sure Ricky Labit, the disabled offshore worker, is Gastineau's doppleganger.

 

I hate to sound so callous, but it is fat-ass gluttons like this that is going to end buffet dining for everyone.

The more lard-asses that come in shoveling it down without tasting it, the higher the prices go up for us.

 

ugh. those places suck. all of them

 

Uh ... shouldn't buffets be renamed "lard-ass troughs?"

Seriously. And I say that as a guy that's not exactly small and enjoys a quality buffet, Chinese or otherwise.

Edit: And some not-so-quality buffets.

 

Since having esophagus surgery two years ago, I can't eat my money's worth at buffets anymore.

It costs our family about $50 to eat there, or about $12.50 a person. I know my runt of a son and health-conscious daughter aren't putting it away. My wife -- well, I love my wife.

 

That just made it even more funny to me -- that sentence, said with a combination Chinese/South Louisiana drawl, in broken English.

 

That, my friends, is a very sad indictment of the state of our country's health.

 

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