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XL Underwear saves the day

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Jan 2, 2008.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    I guess having a large waistline can help for some things...


  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Frying bread?
  3. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    French toast? Or some British delicacy we don't know about?
  4. lono

    lono Active Member

    UK Whopper with cheese
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The Euro-Whoppers taste much better for some reason.
  6. Unfortunately, heart disease killed her the next day.
  7. Part of an English breakfast, which also includes fried sausage, fried tomatoes and fried eggs.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What is the morning special at the Heart Attack Diner, Alex?
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    On a journalistic note, this is the dumbest story ever.

    If he had used the XL undies to parachute to safety from a fire-ravaged apartment, fine. But to use them to put out a small fire? Yawn.
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Does this mean fat people or those who are getting fatter can say, "I'm only eating so much to someday save our lives"?
  11. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    My mom is English and my dad is Welsh, and we knew about eating fried bread -- pork dripping sandwiches, actually.

    Take a chunk of bread, slather both sides with the bacon runoff -- suet, essentially -- and fry it.

    Tasty, but whenever you stopped chewing, you could actually hear your heart cry.
  12. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    These stories only come from England. Or California.
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