www.bumwine.com - good for a chuckle or two

You have to email the website that story.

I have a friend who is a teacher and when I used to go up and visit her in the summer, she would request a few bottles of the Cisco.

Sweet Lord, that stuff will kill you.

She said she once polished off a pint glass of the stuff and lost five hours of her life.

These wines are not for beginners. They are very, very dangerous. If you start to drink them be sure you are in your own home and not going anywhere. If you are drinking this stuff in public you might as well call the jail ahead of time to reserve your bed.

 

How's it served?

 

That reminds me of the great Python sketch about Australian table wines.

"This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding."

 

I used to frequent an establishment that had signs on each table that read, "We serve only the best screw-top and boxed wines available, and, by God, they're made in America."

 

Where in West Virginia would I find this place?




(Oh, I keed. Chill)

 

If you're referring to the establishment I frequented, you need to look in Kansas.
It's almost like West Virginia, but flatter and with a lot fewer trees.
We also collectively have more teeth. ;D (Just kidding)

 

Ah, thanks, I needed more sig stuff.