WWJD

The black homophobia 900-pound elephant.

Be careful tapping on that plate glass, heyabbott.

 

Can't wait for the lesbians on the Rutgers basketball team to be insulted, as womyn, not only for Isaiah Washington's public hate speech against homosexuals, but to be angry at the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People for sponsoring a bigot by giving him an award that celebrates his contributions to Colored People

 

Question: why do you assume that there are lesbians on that team?

Seriously.

I don't get that Bob Beamon jump (or would Bruce Jenner make you feel better?).

 

Fuck the "bigger" discussion. The discussion is wider.

Moose Skowron once hit over .350 for a Yankees farm team and wasn't even invited to spring camp the next year. Today, with 30 teams and 750 roster spots, some scrub hits .350 in rookie ball and he's in the big camp the next year. Does anyone in his right mind think a John McDonald belongs in the majors?

 

Revoke the franchises from combine the Pirates, DRays and Orioles with the Royals, and you'll get a good team.

 

No you won't. They still won't have any pitching.

 

Boots. Have you never heard of Gil Meche?

 

Abbott, you can blame Merloni's Red Sox, inspired by the martyred St. Mark Davis, for giving fucking Jose Offerman $28 million over four years for part of that.

 

I repeat NO PITCHING

 

I don't know, give me Bedard, Cabrera, Kazmir, Snell, Greinke, Loewen, Gorzleheny ...

 

And you will still miss the playoff and you will still lose at least 80 games.