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WTF is wrong with people, chapter too many to count

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Sick - and in my old burg though sadly it happens elsewhere, too

  2. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    I wish I hadn't even read the URL. Not clicking on that link.
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    This is part of Al Qaeda's master plan. First they blow up our buildings
    and planes. Now their effin our dogs.
  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Man's best friend with benefits.
  5. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Doggie style. :eek:
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    That story is four paragraphs, three of which tell us (and then re-tell us) that the owner can't believe what he saw. In the fourth and final paragraph, they tell what he saw ... sort of.

    Also "crime against nature" is a great euphemism.
  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    While I find the whole thing disgusting and repulsive, I will admit I wondered if he had to buy the dog a can of Alpo first.

    Does the third date rule apply with canine companions?
  8. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    I seem to remember hearing about this type of foreplay. If I recall, you have to knick-nack, then paddywack, before you can give a dog a bone.
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I hear the dog liked it "ruff."
  10. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    One plus to dating a dog, I suppose, is they don't get all bent out of shape if you're seeing other dogs.
  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    I guess the teen wanted a leg up on his friends.
  12. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    There's a souvenir for the fans on Waveland Avenue.
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