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WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Mommy earns more than Daddy.
  2. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Bill O'Reilly left his loofa in Mommy's shower.
  3. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    Ford: Because You Were Always Too Tired To Have Sex When I Got Home. I Mean, We Hadn't Done It In Four Months. I've Got Needs Too, You Know. Why Does This All Have To Be About You? Fuck.
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Divorce: Built Ford Tough
  5. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy is serving 20 to 50 for taking Sis' anal virginity
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Daddy Started to Look an Awful Lot Like Richard Nixon.
  7. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Ford: Fnord.
  8. Ford: Because The Hormones Didn't Take.
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Have You Driven Your Mistress in a Foooord....Late-ly?
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Bukkake Is the Only Japanese Import Daddy Can Afford.
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ford: Because Mommy loved the Home Shopping channel more than she loved You.
  12. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Ford: Because Mommy hooked up with Mr. Goodwrench when her Chevy was in the shop!
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