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WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Junior looks like a UF cheerleader
  2. Ford: Because Those Charges On Daddy's AMEX Weren't Really For Business.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Seriously, you wonder what they were thinking.

    Are they alarmed about divorce rates and want to ensure splitting couples that they shouldn't trade in a minivan for a couple of 'Vettes just yet?

    Do they want to imply that even though mom and dad don't want to be together in the same house, they will gladly ride together in a minivan?

    Or is it a, "Yeah, we know you have a Lexus now, but with all the divorce is costing you, you'll be driving American, bitch.''
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Mommy Has Cankles.
  5. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy is a cuckold.
  6. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    Ford:  Because Daddy's boobs are bigger than Mommy's.
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Daddy Forgot to Close the Window He Minimized.
  8. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy received crabs from someone.
  9. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Ford: Because Mommy finds Duracel to be a better option.
  10. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Daddy has nosehair.
  11. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Active Member


    Ford: Because Mommy's friend "Tom" is your real daddy.
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy's Index Finger is Longer than his Schlong
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