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WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 13, 2006.

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  1. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: The American Car for the American Man who Enjoyed Foreign-Made Hookers a Bit too Much
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 14, 2006
    #49
  2. lono

    lono Active Member

    But the babysitter would ... ;)
     
    lono, Aug 14, 2006
    #50
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Ford: Because Daddy would rather see you one weekend a month than every day.
     
    imjustagirl2, Aug 14, 2006
    #51
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy Bet Our College Fund On the Browns to Cover
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Aug 14, 2006
    #52
  5. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Didn't want to read all the pages, but here's my pitch: "Ford. Using your alimony and child support payments well."
     
    alleyallen, Aug 14, 2006
    #53
  6. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Ford: For when Daddy needs to leave Stone Phillips in the dust.
     
    dixiehack, Aug 14, 2006
    #54
  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Mommy turned out to be community property.
     
    dixiehack, Aug 14, 2006
    #55
  8. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Daddy ogles young girls like Michelle Wie and was later picked up by the Feds.
     
    Lugnuts, Aug 14, 2006
    #56
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    In a Crown Vic, thus completing the circle of life.
     
    dixiehack, Aug 14, 2006
    #57
  10. jimnorden

    jimnorden Member

    It's a weird ad.
     
    jimnorden, Aug 14, 2006
    #58
  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Daddy Went Down on the Daddy Next Door.
     
    three_bags_full, Aug 14, 2006
    #59
  12. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy didn't give Mommy the emotional support that she needed

    Ford: Because Mommy turned into a castrating bitch
     
    tyler durden 71351, Aug 14, 2006
    #60
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