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WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Have you driven your broke-ass ex around in a Ford lately?
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Lee Iacocca left us for Chrysler.

    (And PDB, that makes it about 5 posts to 2 on this thread in your favor).
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ford: Because Mommy likes to watch.
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ford: Because Daddy Likes Chicks With Dicks

    (And Dooley, that makes it about 8 posts to 1 on this message board in your favor)
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because at My Income Level, I Can't Afford to Buy a Sports Car for My Midlife Crisis.
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That's money, dools...

    Ford: Because support payments are a bitch.
  7. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    Ford: Because you got the Benz in the divorce.
  8. suburbanite

    suburbanite Active Member

    Ford: Because You're Merely Pawns in Our Ongoing Custody Battle
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ford: Because daddy didn't like to go down.
  10. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Ford: Because Mommy likes to wear a strap-on.
  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Because marriages are rarely built Ford tough

    Ford: Because Daddy needs a cheap Escort
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Ford: Daddy couldn't get it up anymore.

    Ford: You can sleep in it when she gets the house.
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