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WTF is Ford's ad agency thinking?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Ford: We vaguely remember when Quality was Job 1.
  2. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    Ford: Sorry Sweetie, But Until Daddy Gets On His Feet Again, It's Hot Dogs And Tang For You When You Visit My Apartment Every Other Weekend.
  3. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Ford: Because Daddy touched you in your bathing suit area.
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Daddy saw Mommy at the Donkey Show.
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because for daddy, the only thing better was being in the middle of a gay sex train in the Diana porn theater in Amsterdam.
  6. NotFromHavana

    NotFromHavana Member


    by Stephen Lynch

    Hush, little girl
    Sweet baby dont cry, tonight
    Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight
    Why cant it all be like it was before?
    How can i explain why Mommy's not here anymore?

    Cause Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores
    Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores
    Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus
    I think thats why Mommy left us
    Mommy left us

    Hush, little girl
    There is no reason to fret, tonight
    Don't mind the smoke, Daddy just wants to forget, tonight
    Soon it will all be like it was before
    Any minute, she will walk through that front door

    But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer
    Then he wants sex that involves Mommy's rear
    Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus
    i think thats why Mommy left us

    Please, dont cry
    I swear i'll try
    To be here by your side

    Right after Daddy gets home from the bar
    Visits his bookie
    And steals a new car
    He'll drive to the strip club
    And ifDdaddy plays his cards right
    He'll bring home your new Mommy tonight
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Ford: Because Mommy Figured Out What CCBill Means in the Bank Statement.
  8. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    A detailed review of the Ford commercial: http://www.slate.com/id/2148392/
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