Write your own caption, Colin Cowherd edition

You girls want to go around the world with me? Great.....I've got Tom Haudricourt on line 2 to talk about C.C. Sabathia

 

I bet when you gals usually hang around a dick this big, it's not taking on a human personification.

 

"Just want to make sure I got this right: The sixth hooker is free, correct?

And this is still tax deductible?"

 

Eric Gay/Reno Gazette-Herald via Associated Press
ESPN Radio's Colin Cowherd checks out The Bunny Ranch's six hookers for $600 special on Tuesday. The Bunny Ranch said because of the decline in the economy, it had suffered a drop in business and were hoping that the special, matched to the recent economic stimulus check, would help prop up sagging sales.

 

"This shirt is boss! I totally nailed that Damone in Fast Times At Ridgemont High tuxedo T-shirt look I've been dreaming of! He got all the tail back in the day!

"All it will take is two words, 'Cowherd' and 'ESPN' and every one of these bitches with follow the glory trail down my fake buttons to my very real cock! I want the fifth one to span my globe with her tongue.

"Well ... here goes. Orgy time in 1 ... 2 ...3!"

Cowherd: Hey baby, I'm Colin Cowherd from ESPN ...

(cue hysterical laughter)

 

13 boobs is damn solid, but this is a winner

 

Same as it ever was
Look where my hand was

 

13 boobs is classic.

 

STOP PICKING ON COLIN COWHERD! IF YOU'RE GOING TO PICK ON SOMEONE, PICK ON ME, I'M A MAN! I'M 40 YEARS OLD!

 

Colin: I am THE SHIT!! Wait'll everybody sees this on my MySpace page, I will be a fucking god! I can see it now -- "Dear Penthouse..." Oh yeah...That chick in front just brushed up against me. Greatest. Day. Ever.
(Clockwise from far left)
Girl #1: I hope this is over in a minute. We have to sing "Happy Birthday" to the 8-year-old who just puked all over Table 6.
Girl #2: I better get a nice tip out of this. Creepy dude's Drakar Noir reeks.
Girl #3 (a.k.a., Carol): Why does this fucker have his arm around me!? If he makes that stupid fucking "There's a party in my pants" joke, I'm going to punch him in the mouth. I am going to kick that bitch Jen's ass for this...
Girl #4 (a.k.a., Jen): This'll teach you to ditch a shift so you can go to the beach with my boyfriend, Carol. Bitch.
Girl #5: This isn't so ba...wait a second...WHAT is that poking me in the leg!? It's too small to be someone's hand. OH. MY. HOLY. GOD.
Girl #6: Three-foot buffer zone? Check.

 

Not the only thing those girls are propping up.

 

Well thought out enough to make it worthy of second place.

Sorry, but the "13 boobs" probably won't be beat.