Wow.....

Drinking Parrot Bay Key Lime Rum for the first time tonight.......

Several different concauctions, drinks I've tried.....most notably mixed with O.J.

Keep the razors away from me, though.

 

Parrot Bay coconut is amazing ... goes down oh, so smooth.

 

Kaffir Lime vodka is also superb.

 

Oh fuck me with a rusty sportk...........had kielbasa with potatoes and peas for supper......the 3 combined with the rum drink just produced perhaps the nastiest smelling belch of my life.

 

What not to eat or drink four days before my wedding... Check.

 

And shitcanned your spelling, I suspect.

 

you're probaly right.

 

They say the first things to go are the fingers

 

Don't encourage him!

 

Parrot Bay Coconut and Tropicana Twister is the reason my roommate had to buy me new carpet midway through sophomore year in college.

Plus it's like 15 percent alcohol by volume, which makes it more embarrassing that he puked all over.

You can get more drunk by drinking milk.

 

Years of experience taught me it ain't so much the amount of alcohol that spurs the heaves, as much as it is the sugar. Sweet stuff makes you puke when mixed with alcohol.