Would your company do this for you?

Gotta love the way the Jets take care of their own.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4978394

 

They aren't taking care of their own because they care about the person. The Jets want one year out of this schmuck and are hoping to alleviate the distractions so they can use him.

Nothing noble about this at all.

 

I am going to ask my supervisor about this next time our agency has an uncapped year!

 

Seven children, six women, five states. This is going to end well. Oh, yeah.

What a dumbass.

 

Somewhere, Shawn Kemp is smiling.

 

Another athlete with no moral compass when it comes to procreation. Shocking.

 

You'd think with the $12 million that he earned that he would know to buy a few condoms.

 

"It doesn't feel like the real thing" is what he's going to say.

 

Many moons ago, I worked for a family-owned paper. When my car was in the shop, they gave me the keys to one of the suburbans used by circulation.

It wasn't super nice, but it got me where I needed to go for a couple of days.

Of course that pales in comparison to a half million bucks to payoff your babys' mamas.

 

or in the very least, pull out.

 

Not a very manly thing to do.