Would you like breasts with your coffee?

I had an inflatable hoppity horse when I was a kid that was about that size.

 

Burger King was apparently already ahead of the game:

 

I don't think you can really win a smack down, Zag.

You just say your piece and move on. No one is keeping score.

 

Quoted for absolute truth.

From the Department of You Won't See This Shit Every Day: I agree with every word Zag just said and if I had the money I'd put them up on billboards. Black backgrounds, fluorescent orange letters.

 

Doesn't get better than this.

 

TPIUWTP (This Post Is Useless Without That Picture!)

 

Is that seconds before she tried to snap his neck?

 

Please stop posting pictures of breats, it will cause the straight ones around here to catch the gay.....[\crossthread]

 

That reminds me of a story......

This elderly couple, in their 80s, were sitting at the breakfast table one fine morning. The woman got an idea. "Listen," she said. "Do you remember when we were young and first married, and we used to eat at this table in the nude? Why don't we do that again for old time's sake?"

The man agreed, so they took off their clothes.

They sat there, and the woman gazed across the table lovingly at her husband. "You know," she said, "after all these years, my nipples still burn for you."

"That's because they're hanging in your coffee," he said.

 

Awesome, there's a dumpy little convenience store called "Grab and Go" about 100 yards from my house.

Unfortunately, I've never seen a female working there I'd want to lick cream off of anything. : :