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Would-Be Thief Impaled In Rectum

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by editorhoo, Nov 5, 2008.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Slut!
     
  2. editorhoo

    editorhoo Member

    Of course, because I like it dirty. :eek:
     
  3. editorhoo

    editorhoo Member

    Dear God. Charles Darwin is smiling, and he doesn't know why.
     
  4. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Imagine being able to tell your grandkids that your Hershey Highway has six more lanes than that of Jenna Jameson's.
     
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    No anal for Jenna. Trust me. I've checked.
     
  6. I believe you.
     
  7. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Well done, IJAG ... I saw the headline and thought it sounded familiar, too. I looked at the date and saw it was from today and not an old thread that someone dug up and thought, "Huh, I'm a fucking weirdo for thinking I've heard this story before."
     
  8. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    The guy had been a pain in the ass for a long time but damn, that looked so painful that even Bubba had to turn his head.
    I wonder if he's now using a bag?
    Taking one up the ol' Hershey Highway, not the new Hershey Highway, ain't what it used to be I reckon.
     
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    You reckon. Hey, don't you mean the boots bypass?
     
  10. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    What's that?
     
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