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Worst. Song. Ever. (Dance re-mix category)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Jul 12, 2006.

  1. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Thumbing through my XM on the way home, I accidentally hit U-POP, the Euro channel.

    It lists James Blunt and before I can hit something, anything, it comes across my radio.

    But, it's not his whiny little "You're Beautiful" voice. Not at first, anyway. Rather, it was a generic club beat.

    Then, in comes the whiny Blunt voice.


    "You're beauti-fulll, you're beauti-full"


    OMFG. It was like a train wreck. My mind wanted to change the channel, but my body wouldn't allow it. It was, quite simply, one of the worst songs I've heard.

    It set dance mixes back so far, that it put Donna Summer's "MacArthur Park" up in the same stratosphere with "Yesterday" and "American Pie."

    Was somebody trying to be funny when they thought this song would go great with a dance mix?
  2. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    Thanks for conjuring memories of the dance remix of "My Heart Will Go On" from Titanic.
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Somebody fucked up Hotel California with a dance remix. Some things are just wrong beyond words.
  4. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    You're welcome.

    Bruce Springsteen also thanked James Blunt. Maybe now, people can forget about the "Dancin' in the Dark" dance mix.
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    The 12-inch of 'Run for the Hills' was awful.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Wife has no idea why I just laughed so hard.

    Post of the day, easy.
  7. Seabasket

    Seabasket Active Member

    They also made a dance mix of Springsteen's "Secret Garden" they used to play in clubs. Does anyone remember that abomination?
  8. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Why, yes, unfortunately.
  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Secret Garden is a horrible song from a horrible movie.

    Dance mix..........even worse.
  10. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    There's a remix of "Who Let the Dogs Out."

    End of story.
  11. suburbanite

    suburbanite Active Member

    The dance re-mixes of Roxette's Listen To Your Heart suck way more balls than the original song, which is quite an accomplishment.
  12. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    There was that remix of the Cotton Eyed Joe a few years back...
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