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Worst Actual Mitchell Steroid Strike Headline (SFW)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by westcoastvol, Dec 17, 2007.

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  1. zimbabwe

    zimbabwe Active Member

    I'm kind of stuck in between on the issue.
     
    zimbabwe, Dec 17, 2007
    #13
  2. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Instantly brought to mind:

    "Hyuh. Right. And later on, monkeys might fly out of my butt."

    "What a coincidence, because thats ... today."
     
    novelist_wannabe, Dec 17, 2007
    #14
  3. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    I'll claim dibs on "George Mitchell's Taint" for fantasy football purposes.

    "Heelllllllllllllllp! I'm trapped in George Mitchell's taint and I can't get ouuuuuuuuuuut! It's so...sooooo...hairy in here...please...somebody...tell mama I died like a man...gaaaaaah!"
     
    westcoastvol, Dec 17, 2007
    #15
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    There are at least two other ways they could have gone.
     
    zeke12, Dec 17, 2007
    #16
  5. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I just can't put my finger on it.
     
    Flash, Dec 17, 2007
    #17
  6. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

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    Sxysprtswrtr, Dec 17, 2007
    #18
  7. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    "...Tain't no sunshine under Mitch's balls..."

    [/billwithersnotonHGH]
     
    westcoastvol, Dec 18, 2007
    #19
  8. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Jesus. That was just unintentionally hilarious, so it's better than He Took it in the butt.

    Nice work.

    His taint smell like clam chowda!
     
    Bob Slydell, Dec 18, 2007
    #20
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