World Cup caption contest (pic possibly NSFW)

My entry: I know what his GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL is.

 

Sofia Reyes, of Mexico City, Mexicco, stands in front of the Mexican nation's national flag as Rolando Arrojo, a defenseman for the Mexico's soccer team, participating in the World Cup soccer tournamanent, shows his surprise Thursday June 22, 2006. (AP photo/Hans Doucheflinger)

 

Hey bitch, gimme back my.........holy frijole........chi chis grande!

 

You see chicos! This is one of the reasons why I will not be illegally imgirating any time soon.

 

Priceless but I prefer:

Consuela says Feliz Navidad as she surprises Roberto with an early present. Now, will Roberto get to unwrap the rest of it?

 

Viva la Mexico!

 

Senorita, you're not allowed to keep the balls when they get kicked up into the stands.

 

Doucheflinger? Seriously? Sorry gang, that's far better than any of your cutlines.

 

The cutline I'd like to run:

I'm tired and I want to fill this space, so here's a photo of a Mexican lady with big tits.

Alas, I desire employment.

 

Sofia Reyes successfully demonstrates why she should be allowed to enter the U.S. while bypassing any and all waiting periods. Her friend, mysteriously, was deported.

 

Muy caliente!