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Woman injured by tombstone during "extracurricular activites"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by EStreetJoe, Jun 2, 2011.

  1. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    She's lucky she didn't die. Headline would have said "Woman gravely injured". :)
     
  2. Petrie

    Petrie Guest

    I figured The Undertaker got confused during a 69 session.
     
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Definitely NOT the way you want to see your hometown pop up in the news. I really got nervous until I realized my sister was 40 now, and our father is buried in a different cemetery than this one.
     
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    You call it a 69, he calls it a Tombstone

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  5. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    This can't get by without some recognition. Well done.
     
  6. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Not a fan of the Allman Brothers' In Memory of Elizabeth Reed?
     
  7. HeinekenMan

    HeinekenMan Active Member

    Don't you just have to know how she was related to the deceased? It has huge impact on the story. A good reporter would find out.
     
  8. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    She should sue the graveyard.
     
  9. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    I'm your huckelberry...

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  10. holy bull

    holy bull Active Member

    And where's the knee-jerk exploitative politician to push the Pumice Headstone Act? These guys are slipping.
     
  11. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

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    Oh, THAT'S what those are for. Always wondered.
     
  12. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    My aunt once told about how she and my uncle used to go to the local cemetary all the time to "park." She didn't fill us in on details, but she said they knew no one would bother them there.
     
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