Woman bites testicles of truck stop camel to escape

Except for having to live in Baton Rouge, on your deathbed you'd have nothing else to regret if you only wrote this story.

In wild encounter, woman bites testicles of Tiger Truck Stop camel to escape, officials say

 

Wow, that woman's got some big balls.

 

"A Florida woman..."

Say no more

 

Meth.

 

Then she gummed them.

 

The camel might have liked it. Doesn’t seem to be complaining much.

And where the hell is PETA on camel nut abuse?

 

Now, had she have bitten the camel’s toe .....

 

Louisiana is underrated as a white trash hotbed.

 

“Dromedary makes me gassy.”