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Wizards' Restricted FA Busted For Soliciting Cop

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Flying Headbutt, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member


    You're 20-years-old, in the NBA, and about to sign an eight-figure contract. What the hell are you doing trying to pay for sex just a few blocks away from the good parts of town? Groupies man, groupies!!!
  2. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    I have never understood why a professional athlete would rape or do something like this, when they can have all the free sex they want from groupies*.

    * - denotes: If you have sex with a groupie, remember to use a jimmie hat. You never know what diseases you may obtain and you certainly don't want to impregnate a groupie*.

    * - denotes: You will pay large sums of money if you impregnate a groupie, plus be mocked on SportsJournalists.com.
  3. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Escorts baby. Escorts.

    Agent Zero, help the boy out!!!
  4. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    There you go...no groupies trying to hang on if you stick with professionals. Just check for the treadmarks first (keep reading) and stay clear of the bodyguards.

    I wish I still had the link a former defensive lineman at Pitt who was a high draft pick for the Raiders, Bob Buczowski, got arrested along with his escort/drug dealer girlfriend in Pittsburgh a couple of months ago. He was working as her partner/driver/bodyguard. The woman was...scary...
    I was watching and thinking, "Well, at least there is a job market out there for 1st-round draft picks who turn out to be complete busts."
  5. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    If this kid was trying to solict at Thomas Circle in D.C., he was begging to get a case of HIV or at least get a handful of some tranny's package when he thought it was a chick.
  6. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I don't think there are trannys over there, but then again I never stopped around there to get a good look. He definitely was making sure that he'd be ineligible to give blood to the Red Cross ever again.
  7. IU90

    IU90 Member

    Because with prostitutes you don't have to worry about certain groupie-related risks like trying to get pregnant, not wanting to go away, or possibly being psycho.
  8. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    You really think there aren't any prostitutes that are psycho?
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