Winter's hottest novel! Updated 12/21! Behold! A Christmas Miracle! Chapter 15!

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It's a great job by spaceman. He really captures the aura of Fenway Park. He puts you right on Landsdown st before a game.

 

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Chapter Seven, Part Two, goes up, courtesy spaceman's lyric ear and gimlet eye.

 

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....as spaceman weeps Rose's lime juice.

 

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All-Nude Fenway! Today in Chapter Seven!

Click: http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/46186/

 

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Chapter Seven concludes today! Will you have it read before Senator Larry Craig resigns? Better hurry!

 

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Chapter Eight begins imminently! Very soon! Tomorrow, perhaps!

 

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About. Damn. Time.

When did the Ghost of Count Tolstoy take over writing duties?

 

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The rest of us were busy. We needed extra help.

 

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Chapter Eight arrives with hard lovin' and soft ice cream! Beautiful orphans and the villainous obese! Heroic notions and harebrained schemes! Click here:

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/46186/

And a note to our authors: please make haste to our supersecret email lair, for further diabolical instructions.

 

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Chapter Eight, Part Two! Her father started off good at first! But then he went too far!

 

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It appears that the Feds have caught Ziffer and friends:

Dozens charged in gym steroids operations


Published: September 7, 2007 - 1:45 pm



(AP) — Two dozen people, including a professional female boxer, were charged Friday in an undercover investigation of two Queens gyms suspected of peddling steroids and other drugs to aspiring boxers, body builders and other clients.

Cindy Serrano, 25, a featherweight nicknamed ''Checkmate,'' was awaiting arraignment on charges of criminal sale of a controlled substance. The name of her attorney was not immediately available.

Also facing drug charges was Ms. Serrano's husband, a manager and boxing trainer at one of the gyms.

The arrests followed an 18-month investigation dubbed ''Operation Dumbbell,'' during which undercover detectives bought drugs dozens of time inside both gyms, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said at a news conference.

The gyms made tens of thousands of dollars each week by selling steroids ''and a cornucopia of other drugs, including cocaine, Ecstasy and prescription drugs Oxycontin and Vicodin,'' Mr. Kelly said.

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They stole our idea.