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Winona goes shopping with a five-finger discount again

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Flash, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Light Fingers Ryder strikes again!


    “Winona had a bag full of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store,” the store worker told the National Enquirer.

    “When a security guard stopped her, he found makeup she had not paid for.”

    When she was asked about the make-up, a wide-eyed Winona said: “I don’t know how that happened.”
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Pfft! And I thought the heroin-addled Shaun Ryder was the law-breaking one in the clan.
  3. Obviously she's a klepto. You know how we can fix this problem? A judge should order her to be naked anytime she is in public.
    She couldn't steal then and EVERYONE wins.
  4. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    I guess we've learned that being the darling pixie of the indy movie scene doesn't pay all that well.
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    About as well as sportswriters get paid.
  6. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    You should be a judge my friend!
  7. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    This story is shakier than a Mexican space shuttle. It's not being reported anywhere else, even the equally sketchy entertainment BLOGS!
  8. Dignan

    Dignan Guest

    I believe the technical term for this is, "a cry for help."
  9. Flash

    Flash Guest

    NBC and ABC are now on the case. Citing the National Enquirer as the source of the news. :D
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