Winona goes shopping with a five-finger discount again

Light Fingers Ryder strikes again!

http://www.showbizspy.com/2008/03/22/winona-ryder-accused-of-shoplifting-again/

“Winona had a bag full of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store,” the store worker told the National Enquirer.

“When a security guard stopped her, he found makeup she had not paid for.”

When she was asked about the make-up, a wide-eyed Winona said: “I don’t know how that happened.”

 

Pfft! And I thought the heroin-addled Shaun Ryder was the law-breaking one in the clan.

 

Obviously she's a klepto. You know how we can fix this problem? A judge should order her to be naked anytime she is in public.
She couldn't steal then and EVERYONE wins.

 

I guess we've learned that being the darling pixie of the indy movie scene doesn't pay all that well.

 

About as well as sportswriters get paid.

 

You should be a judge my friend!

 

This story is shakier than a Mexican space shuttle. It's not being reported anywhere else, even the equally sketchy entertainment BLOGS!

 

I believe the technical term for this is, "a cry for help."

 

NBC and ABC are now on the case. Citing the National Enquirer as the source of the news.