Wikipedia vs. Conservapedia

When I first got into this business, my co-workers looked at me and said, "Are you easily offended?"

When I said, "No. In fact, I'm a big fan of Helen Keller and Jesus jokes," they said, "You'll be find in this business."

 

I was trying to be nice -- in the spirit of the holidays. Jerk.

 

I prefer the uncyclopedia.

The Boone's Farm entry is priceless [especially the "Distribution" section].

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Boone%27s_Farm

 

god, if some german bastard shows up here and starts preaching at us, i'm going off.