Wife catches husband allegedly having sex w/ family dog

Buck · May 11, 2007

Didn't the original stopry say the wife had pictures of the guy doing the dog?

heyabbott · May 11, 2007

Perry White said:

Since this thread was so popular in October, it's only fair that everyone see this update: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003702586_webbeastiality11m.html (via The Obscure Store)

Jury acquits Spanaway man of bestiality charge
TACOMA A Pierce County jury has acquitted a man accused of having sex with the family dog.

Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, of Spanaway, was found not guilty Wednesday in Pierce County Superior Court of first-degree animal cruelty.
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"I'm glad that justice was able to see it wasn't an action of my doing," McPhail said as he left the court building.

He said he believes his wife made up the story because she is seeking to end their marriage.

It was Jesika McPhail who contacted police and told them she'd caught her husband engaged in sexual intercourse with their pit bull, Sara, last October. Jesika McPhail was not immediately available for comment about the verdict.

The case generated outrage among animal welfare advocates across the globe, many of whom called for McPhail to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Deputy Prosecutor Brian Leech, who tried the case, said he was disappointed.

"Obviously, I thought the facts were more than sufficient to merit a conviction," Leech said. "The defense was able to introduce some evidence about strife in the marriage. I don't think that was supported, but apparently the jury gave it some weight."
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If the bitch don't fit, you must acquit

Platyrhynchos · May 11, 2007

westcoastvol said:

farmerjerome said:

Ledbetter said:

Melissa Gilbert did get down with a pooch on Nip/Tuck. It's amazing what they can get people to do on that show.

As heinous and disgusting as banging your dog is, did anyone else think the bail of $300K was a bit excessive?
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Yeah, she spread peanut butter on her -- well, you know.
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Did she use a whole jar? Or just a half-pint?

[ducking]
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That is funny. ;D

novelist_wannabe · May 11, 2007

I'm not reading four pages of this, so ... did anyone break out the AC/DC references?

HeinekenMan · May 11, 2007

Turns out it was just Georgia's quarterback.

Captain_Kirk · May 11, 2007

Fixed his quote:

"I'm glad that justice was able to see it wasn't an action of my dong," McPhail said...

Ace · May 11, 2007

What bothers me about this story is how the media identified the alleged victim in this case. It's gonna make it harder for other dogs to come forward.

Just_An_SID · May 14, 2007

Apparently, since the dog was four -- which means that is 28 for you and me -- the defendent proved that the sex was consensual among "adults".

That's how I would have played it.

(Insert "screwing the pooch" joke here)

Chef · May 14, 2007

westcoastvol said:

I miss the good ol' days when a man could dip his nut sack in peanut butter and chocolate and walk around the house wearing a wifebeater and slippers teasing the pooch, working him into a knot-inducing frenzy and not have to worry about getting arrested.

Sonofabitchmotherfucker.
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Holy shit, that is funny.

Yawn · May 17, 2007

When this guy takes care of his legal problems, he might be interested in this job:

http://www.journalismjobs.com/Job_Listing.cfm?JobID=777516

Double J · May 17, 2007

Yawn said:

When this guy takes care of his legal problems, he might be interested in this job:

http://www.journalismjobs.com/Job_Listing.cfm?JobID=777516
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Coke, meet monitor. Monitor, Coke.

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