Wie to Stanford

If you don't think Tiger is an insufferable douche by now, you either haven't been paying attention, or you're watching too many Buick commercials.

Michelle seems like a pretty nice kid, though. She'll have her enablers, but she'll never be the star Tiger is, even if she's the golfer he is, meaning she'll be far less likely to be the dickhead he is.

Ralph, well done.

 

Is Michelle going to take Deprogramming 101?

 

"Now that I got into Stanford ... it was one of my dreams, and I want to go through with it. I definitely want to go there and really try to graduate."

Gotta give her credit, at least she's honest.

 

She probably won't be the richest kid in the freshmen class, either.

 

It's Michelle Wie. Who cares?

 

You must, otherwise you wouldn't have posted.

AQB actually meant to say, "Doug works it into Tiger Woods."

That's right. When you've learned it all at home, school is just a refresher course.

 

I like how Wie makes it seem there was a chance she wasn't getting in ... Like any school is going to pass up the publicity and potential donations she'll be making down the road.

 

Do not concur...

It's our agency's last event of the year. ;D

 

Does Stanford have a women's golf team so she can refuse to play on it and insist on playing on the men's team instead?

 

Over/under on when she first gets drunk and gives up the V card? Nov. 12, 2007.

Over/under on when she first gets drunk and gives up the L card? Sept. 22.

 

Shouldn't that be the other way around?

 

If her schooling follows her golf career, she'll begin her first semester by trying for her Masters degree.