Why TV Geeks suck, Part 9,892

OK, this isn't for all people who work in TV, but the TV Geeks. You know them, every place has got them.

Local Fox affiliate just did a piece on a fucking PARROT that says Roll Tide. The same TV geek did a piece the other week on the station's morning show where Nick Saban came over for breakfast and he, the TV geek, another sports guy from the station and Paul Finebaum all got together and ran plays on the geek's front lawn.
In fairness, the TV geek did say he would give equal time to owners of any parrot that could say "War Eagle" or "Go Blazers." Parrots talk Get over it! Am sure that the owner is going to call the paper and ask for equal time and some dumbass on newsside will file it away as Bama starts the season at 4-0 with its pillow-soft schedule.

Hey TV Geeks, want to know why you get a bad rep? It's because of fanboy bandwagon geeks like this guy. .Bitch of it is, I like him personally, but sonuvabitch, wipe the jizz of your chin and put the pom-pons down..,.

 

What was the other parrot's reaction? Sounds like some bad birdie porn (not that I know what good birdie porn, or other porn, is like).

 

Methinks you protest too much, Ides.

 

I draw the line at kittie porn.

 

Damn good thing.

 

Was that photo taken in November of 1963?

 

Shhhh. Only we know of the kitty on the grassy knoll.

 

I knew it....I just knew it...

 

Parrot porn could get kinda messy, I suppose. Imagine all the feathers flying as Crackers groans out "Roll Tide."

 

Thanks for that mental image just before bed...
Maybe 3 Ambiens now.

 

You stick your head in the sand for days and THIS is what you come out for?

 

It's rolling, baby, it's rolling!