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Why not to have sex.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008.

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  1. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    55. Because she's your mom and you haven't found the right song to set the mood (/Crossthreading)
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Dec 8, 2008
    #61
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    56. Because autoerotic asphyxiation doesn't require springing for dinner and a movie.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008
    #62
  3. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    57. Rabies
     
    Diabeetus, Dec 8, 2008
    #63
  4. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    58. Because the deer isn't dead yet...
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Dec 8, 2008
    #64
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    59. Babies.
     
    mike311gd, Dec 8, 2008
    #65
  6. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    60. One word: Gunt.
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Dec 8, 2008
    #66
  7. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    58. Because your sportswriter husband is on the road ... Oh, wait, maybe I want the other thread?
     
    waterytart, Dec 8, 2008
    #67
  8. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Fixed to prove journalists can count ;)
     
    Diabeetus, Dec 8, 2008
    #68
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Good point, W_T.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008
    #69
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    62. Because the Running Zack episode doesn't come on that often.
     
    mike311gd, Dec 8, 2008
    #70
  11. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    63.) Because she looks like Paula Abdul with clothes on but Paula Cole with them off.

    64.) Because once she got naked it started to smell like the Atlantic Ocean.

    65.) Because an 8-Ball told you not to. <What up Big Pern? :)>
     
    schiezainc, Dec 8, 2008
    #71
  12. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Butterflied penis.
     
    Cadet, Dec 8, 2008
    #72
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