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Why not to have sex.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008.

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  1. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    26. Because he runs HR.
     
    forever_town, Dec 8, 2008
    #25
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    27. Hillary Clinton is Option C
     
    KYSportsWriter, Dec 8, 2008
    #26
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    28. BILL Clinton is Option D.
     
    forever_town, Dec 8, 2008
    #27
  4. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    29. Any guy from SJ is option E
     
    HC, Dec 8, 2008
    #28
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    JR shriveled up and doesn't know why.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008
    #29
  6. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the heads up, Dools.
     
    HC, Dec 8, 2008
    #30
  7. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    30. Because when she says she needs to talk you, she starts it with, "You've seen The Crying Game, right?"
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Dec 8, 2008
    #31
  8. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    31.) Because he was so good in The Client.
     
    three_bags_full, Dec 8, 2008
    #32
  9. Sheri

    Sheri Member

    32. Because he only lasts one second.
    Of course, one second 'tis better than none at all.
     
    Sheri, Dec 8, 2008
    #33
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    33. "Eight seconds, I could take; gave me enough time to imagine a true stud satisfying me. But now he's down to six! Schmuck!"
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008
    #34
  11. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    34. Because after dinner, dancing and a makeout session on the couch, you JUST noticed "she" has an adam's apple.
     
    Killick, Dec 8, 2008
    #35
  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    35. Because you're in a public bathroom at an Iowa football game.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Dec 8, 2008
    #36
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