Why must men's room be so nasty?

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Seriously, it's not like you even have to touch the handle to flush it -- that's why God invented feet.

 

Not true. Wenalway is an ongoing discussion of shitty rooms...

 

I'm wrapping up my first (and yes, friends, my last) stint as a convenience store/gas station flunky and ... well ... I gotta give it to the women's bathroom.

A co-worker of mine went into clean the women's toilet one night and came running out. She went outside and almost puked. Apparently, someone had gone in the women's toilet, took a crap all around the seat and inside the john and it had crusted up.

Tell me: If "growler" is the term used for men's poop, then what's the one for women?

Just wondering ...

 

Which is why you tp the seats at the places that don't provide the covers.

 

I'm thinking the station might need to clean the crapper a bit more often. I don't want to imagine how long it takes for No. 2 to "crust up."

 

I can't believe this isn't the Larry Craig thread... where is it?

 

Sports and News.


The reason women's bathrooms are more disgusting is because most women hover when using a public toilet, where as most dudes cover the toilet in tp and sit down and let it fly.
At least that is what I deduced from cleaning bathrooms for 2 1/2 years at the grocery store I worked at.

 

House of Blues -- awesome bathrooms.

Now, Borders bookstores. Love 'em. Could hang out all day and read magazines. But their bathrooms gotta go! If they had bathrooms like the HOB (perfectly lit, nice music, smells like a stripper), I would move in.

 

Because it's easier to add to the problem than be a part of the solution. I, for one, make sure I flush and clean up my mess.

When I lived in the dorms in school, every semester, someone would shit on the floor or in a shower. It was beyond disgusting. It wasn't one of those drunken moments; it had to be thought out. No one shits a foot to the left of the toilet "by accident," no pun intended. My theory is that someone has to clean the bathrooms, so why should I make it tougher on him or her when it's not necessary?

 

I am reminded of the movie "Candyman," for some reason ...