Why Is Ray Lewis On ESPN, Instead Of In Jail?

He's not as obnoxious on-air as Irvin . . . though it's close.

 

Ray Lewis - God's linebacker.

 

He sure seems like the second guy running into the play a lot.

 

Because it pays to be famous?

He should have been hanging on to the soap for dear life for seven years now.

 

No need to reply. I see there are some level headed posters in this thread.

 

Too bad he couldn't have found God before those murders.

 

God's really pissed with all the phony Born-Agains like Lewis

My sources tell me that She is sending them all to hell. Just 'cause She can.

 

I can't speak from experience, mind you, but I'm thinkin' if Ray Lewis were in the joint, he wouldn't be the second coming of Kenny in "Half Baked."

 

yes, ray is good at violating others' human rights ... like breathing. spose rapist wouldn't be that far of a stretch.

 

Fixed.

 

Minor threadjack.
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Today, an old boss of mine sent me a joke e-mail describing the Barbie Dolls they would sell in our area.
For a particulary nasty neighborhood, Orchard Street Barbie came with a "Ray Lewis knife."

I used to live in that neighborhood. It worked.

 

He did. Apparently most don't know that. A good friend of mine grew up with Ray Lewis. They used to attend the same church. Of course, that doesn't mean he's a saint.