Why have sex?

77. Because you woke up with perfectly good wood.

 

78) Because the power is out.
79) Because watching him play basketball at the gym is hot.
80) Because the kitchen counter is just the right height.
81) Because the elevator is stuck between floors
82) Because it's so late no one will be using the elevator anyway (oops!)
83) A self-confidence boost

 

84. Because it's easier than talking to each other.

 

85) Because I'm wearing the Brad.

86) Because Stan told me to.

 

Is Stan watching?

 

I'm pretty sure he's taping even. I found a camera set up in the closet

 

78. Because God will take Jimmy Swaggert if you don't

 

speaking of ...

88) because you bought a new video camera.
(dooley can't count)

 

89. You want to find a new hiding place for your old one.


Wait, what?

 

90. SportsJournalists.com is down again.

 

91. Because this thread is useless without pictures.

 

92. Make a baby

Yes, it's not on the list.