Why blame soccer when there's NASCAR?

Offered without comment ... mainly because I don't know where to start.

http://www.nashvillecitypaper.com/news.php?viewStory=66199

 

Which driver does funnel cake sponsor?

 

I knew the name sounded familiar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches

 

One lawsuit, which includes George Bush, also includes another 783 defendants that cover 56 pages. They include Plato, Nostradamus, Che Guevara, James Hoffa, "Various Buddhist Monks", the Lincoln Memorial, the Eiffel Tower, the USS Cole, the book Mein Kampf, the Garden of Eden, the Roman Empire, the Appalachian Trail, and the entire Three Mile Island.

Those are all members of the National Stock Car Racing Commission, the governing body that hears appeals of NASCAR penalties.

 

Jeff Purvis.

 

I got a letter from an inmate in Richmond once. I'll have to dig it out and type it in here. I think I e-mailed it to some people, so I'll have to find it.

Good times.

 

I blame SoccerCAR.

 

NASCAR is the single biggest threat to America. Far more than Al Queda, crooked Wall Street bankers, steroids, illegal immigration and the Dallas Cowboys combined.