Why are you a looser?

There's an outside? Have you seen it? Tell us ...

 

Whut?

 

i've been to a couple strip clubs.

 

I was waiting for the obligatory, "solid. damn solid."

 

How'd that go? Tell us a story.

 

that was THE most solid fucking line i've read around here in a month.

 

it was a place called the dancing bare, but there was a giant statue of a bear out in the parking lot. i remember the play on words most of all.

 

Why, thank you.

 

did the bear have big boobies?

 

That's so clever.
What was it like inside? Did they have dancing bears? Was it like Chuck E. Cheese's?

 

That's the most memorable part? Damn, you are sad indeed.

 

about 90 percent of the dancers were smokin' hot students at portland state, who found a way to put themselves through college.

so, yeah, it was a lot like CEC's, only with less clothes and several poles.