Why are you a looser?

I just went to the fridge to grab a beer. After looking around for a couple of minutes, I chose a Mac Black.

I shut the fridge door, and thought: "Man, that took quite a while to choose a beer. How many do I have in there?"

I have 35 beers in my fridge, 14 of them are differing brands. Mind you, all of them are PNW quality micros. Not a single Coors or Bud to be found.

Then it hit me. I'm a looser. Nobody with friends has that kind of quality or quantity sitting in his fridge.


Why are you a looser?

 

Name: mike311gd
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Date Registered: June 17, 2006, 04:44:56 PM

 

Tom turns his inner voice into a thread.

I'm a looser because I'm inviting all you other loosers into my home in a couple of months.

 

In order to be a looser, you have to be in the game.

 

322 days, 9 hours and 26 minutes.

And I'm dating a guy who thinks the Twin Towers were brought down by a controlled demolition.

 

I think the Cubs are going to win the World Series in my lifetime.

 

Does this mean I am a winner?

Name: Angola!
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Date Registered: June 16, 2006, 05:36:07 PM

 

But you can see the explosions! The gubmint attacked us to make money for W!

 

It means you are less of a looser than Mikey.. but not by much

 

I do not have the time--not does Webby have the bandwidth--to fully answer this one.

 

Fixed.