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Why are you a looser?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Tom Petty, Apr 6, 2008.

  1. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    I just went to the fridge to grab a beer. After looking around for a couple of minutes, I chose a Mac Black.

    I shut the fridge door, and thought: "Man, that took quite a while to choose a beer. How many do I have in there?"

    I have 35 beers in my fridge, 14 of them are differing brands. Mind you, all of them are PNW quality micros. Not a single Coors or Bud to be found.

    Then it hit me. I'm a looser. Nobody with friends has that kind of quality or quantity sitting in his fridge.

    Why are you a looser?
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Name: mike311gd
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    Date Registered: June 17, 2006, 04:44:56 PM
  3. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Tom turns his inner voice into a thread.

    I'm a looser because I'm inviting all you other loosers into my home in a couple of months.
  4. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    In order to be a looser, you have to be in the game.
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    322 days, 9 hours and 26 minutes.

    And I'm dating a guy who thinks the Twin Towers were brought down by a controlled demolition.
  6. I think the Cubs are going to win the World Series in my lifetime.
  7. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Does this mean I am a winner?

    Name: Angola!
    Posts: 11,717 (17.780 per day)
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    Date Registered: June 16, 2006, 05:36:07 PM
  8. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    But you can see the explosions! The gubmint attacked us to make money for W!
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

  10. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    It means you are less of a looser than Mikey.. but not by much
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I do not have the time--not does Webby have the bandwidth--to fully answer this one.
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Fixed. :)
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