Why am I about to buy my wife a Mother's Day gift and card.

Make a youtube video for her.

 

I don't know if you lose your man card, but it'll probably get you laid, least if I was your wife it would

 

How many e-Mothers Day cards is SportsChick going to receive from Stan courtesy of the SportsJournalists.com men now?

 

She also gets Valentine's Day cards and birthday cards from the cat. Then again, she gives me those cards and Father's Day cards from the cat as well.

 

We all know that getting laid trumps any man card bullshit.

Well, all of us except Mikey, that is.

 

I think for Mother's Day I'm going to fuck someone and give them the gift of motherhood.

 

My wife is expecting our first, and I want to get her something for this holiday ... any suggestions? I'm thinking a small piece of jewelry and a nice note from the unborn.

 

Hank Scorpio's usual blatherings aside, the "man card" thing was a riff on another poster, so I'll change it to: if you buy your wife a Mother's Day card and you have no children, you might want to have your Oedipus Complex surgically removed.

 

It was a fucking joke.

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Sheesh.

 

I know. You know.

Right above some peoples' heads.

 

I tried to say it at the beginning of the thread and SC was pretty clear about it. But I'll repeat it:

Buy a card, you will get laid. Don't buy a card, you are not getting laid. Take your pick, guys.

 

That may work in the early years of marriage, but those "get laid" cards have an expiration date.